04 Jun 2026 19:17:51
A few anti-spy chants for next season.

When winning.
We don't.need to spy (x2)
We can all see you're crap

When drawing.
Dun da lun Dun dun dun (James Bond theme)
Super Agent Tonda

When losing.
We can't believe it's 1-0 (x2)
You must have sent your intern
We're telling the EFL!

1.) 04 Jun 2026
04 Jun 2026 19:58:49
A few more - awful Dad joke advanced warning

(To the tune Monster)
What's that coming out from the tree?
Is it our Tonda?
Is it our Tondaaaa?

We're not very good spies
We're not very good spiiiiies
Don't tell the Russians
We're not very good spies

Tonda's a German
Spying's what they do
He forgot he's a Saint
And thought it was World War 2!

We don't cheat anymore
We don't cheat anymoooore
Except with your Mum!
(Not for the Chapel Stand sorry)

Are you Boro
Are you Boro?
Are you Boro in disguise?
They didn't lose from an iPhone
They lost cause their rubbish!

Oh Taylor
Taylor HB
He celebrates
Like he's KGB

Nothing scares him
He's big and mean
Even when his in-law
Is Roy Keane!

2.) 04 Jun 2026
04 Jun 2026 20:33:52
Majority of them need some work but the mum one is ???

3.) 04 Jun 2026
04 Jun 2026 22:08:09
Its completely juvenile but quite an amusing comeback when we'll get the "you only win when you're spying/cheating" stuff

Some need work and bad language had to be changed which lost the rhyme but you get the idea. Some good chants will turn the atmosphere in our favour and amuse both sets of fans.